'I *am* legend, motherf*cker!'

There has been some discussion (and lamentation) over at the Southern Horror newsgroup over plans to (again) turn the 1957 sf/horror tale I Am Legend into a film starring Johnny Depp and Will Smith.

I particularly like Martin Livings' take on the situation:

List of lines Will Smith *will* utter just before killing a vampire:
"Bite me, motherf*cker!"
"Suck on this, motherf*cker!"
"I *am* legend, motherf*cker!"
"Fangs for the memories, motherf*cker!"
"You want blood? You got it, motherf*cker!"
"Get these motherf*ckin' snakes off the motherf*ckin' plane!"